Commodore E.D. Wivens, RN (rtd)
I was born and bred here. I will never leave. Lovely scenery. Lots of canals too; good for my boat.
One-party state Liebore city council, potholes, chavs. People who dump things in canals; costs me a fortune repairing the damage to my boat's hull.
“Clearly you do, old son, or you wouldn't bother replying! ”