'One to Ten' by Ian Dyer

How do you feel now then Stokie, on a scale of one to ten?

Cast your mind back to August and try to remember when;

Paddy, in his wisdom, dismissed us after just one game;

And pundits all fell over themselves to predict more of the same;

But no-one foresaw our spirit that galvanised one and all;

Manager, chairman, players and fans alike stood up and stood up tall;

We took what they could throw at us even while on the ropes;

One could almost imagine Dunkirk again, a flotilla of tiny boats;

Small craft turned into mighty ships as they set sail for home;

Carrying their special cargo of points lifted us out of the danger zone;

So put two fingers up to the doubters we are Premier League again;

So how do you feel now then Stokie on a scale of one to ten?