“give her a home made voucher that entitles her to something you can do for her that she would appreciate and cook her a romantic meal you dont need money to show her you love her”

“As you know, it's the thought that counts and that old saying is uppermost in most womens minds when they tear the wrapping paper off their gifts in a wild frenzy. So, it doesn't matter what you buy, they should be grateful that someone cares enough to bother buying them something ion the first place. I am currently patenting a flat hat for the shorter woman, on which us men can place our beer glasses, they will be in all filling stations by nFebruary 2013.”

“If you really want to get her something she would love, give her a divorse!”

“@graham44d, but she's already said she doesn't love you anymore, since your change LOL”

“A day off”

“You could try telling her how you searched high and low but were unable to find anything that came close to expressing the depth of your love for her and so all you can give her is your heart for all time ................ no, it's not going to work, is it?”

“Never go wrong with a pamper session for a women.They love it and it makes them feel good about themselves.”

“poundland vouchers. Two of.”

“Pick up the vacuum cleaner, cook breakfast and spoil her for the rest of the day. If you have kids, take them to the park (for more than half an hour). Give her the remote control for the night and cook dinner. And don't forget to tell her you love her. You don't have to spend to show love.”

“obvious troll is obvious”

“A big bag full of nowt, and that's been edited to.”

“try staying out of the pub and save up”

“give her your last Rolo (and you get to scoff the rest yourself!)”

“Give her breakfast in bed, do all the house work, iron, school run, make her lunch for work and put a little love note in, cook dinner, sort out the kids, run her a bath, give her a massage and yes indeed give her the remote control......Then i reckon she wont be too tired to enjoy you later on!!!!! Oh yes a day off someone has already said that and top tip no 1 when you do all these things do not say 'I have hoovered for you, or i have put the dishes away for you' cause that is very annoying, its not for her its for all of you............”

“Well if you get her cheap Valentine gifts from the petrol station every year and you are skint this year you are not really worth having. Let her go and find a real man, you are obviously a loser.”