“are you like a lot of people sick of the increasing number of prostitute calling cards which are left in public phone boxes. always thought they were illegal outside of london where theyre considered the norm. cant make a phone call without being surrounded by them. theres one idiot who even gives her address out in etruria”

“I will be very careful,a fat blond with glasses,drives a Renualt,not everyones cup of tea.”

“no its a slim brunette early 40s claims to be an ex model
probably aeroplane”

“Are you sure she's a prostitute? Does she have a rip cord on her knickers. Walks around with a mattress tied to her back. Do you have to tie a plank to your arris when having relations with her?”

“ow did u no”