Thornbury Hall, Stafffordshire Moorlands: The Cookman Review
This trip was a challenge for satnav Sandra.
Sandra's is the disembodied voice of our satellite
navigation apparatus.
She's a bossy little madam at the best of times, and she
seemed more than usually tetchy as she guided us to Thornbury
Hall, a grand stately pile deep in the Staffordshire
Moorlands.
I suppose Sandra was piqued because we'd be getting a
splendid feed at the end of the run and she wouldn't.
Still, she got us there, and in less than the estimated
time.
Bravo, Sandra!
Since the early 1990s, Thornbury Hall, a Grade II-listed
Georgian mansion, has been a hugely successful "Indian"
restaurant, showered with awards for the quality of its
cuisine, which is authentic Pakistani.
The Son and Heir and I took our seats in a room with rich
red walls, polished wood, drapes, tapestries, chandeliers,
pictures, prints and ornamental copperware, all vividly
evocative of the exotic East.
It was as if an old India hand, having made his fortune in
the heyday of the Raj, had come home and turned his gaff into a
shrine to the culture of the subcontinent, complete with relics
of the Mogul empire.
The isolated mansion is certainly an unlikely setting for an
award-winning restaurant specialising in dishes whose origins
are on the other side of the world.
Our visit was prompted by the news that head chef Dhamendra
Vassaramo recently beat off 5,000 rivals to take the title of
International Indian Chef Of The Year.
Could there be a better recommendation than that?
Unfortunately, it was Dhamendra's night off. I expect he was
out spending the £1,000 prize money, and good luck to him. I
won't pretend we weren't a tiny bit crestfallen, however.
The menu is a mouth-watering selection of traditional
dishes, promising a variety of flavours and aromas, but what I
think will most impress first-time visitors to Thornbury Hall
Rasoi (it means 'kitchen') are the prices.
Starters average less than £4 (meat samosa is only £2.50 and
chicken pakora £3.50), while tandoori dishes range from £6.50
for chicken to £13.90 for king prawns, and the house specials,
featuring chicken, lamb and seafood, as well as vegetarian
options, are mostly priced in the £6-£7 area.
In other words, many of the main courses at Thornbury Hall
cost less than starters I've had elsewhere.
Herself being absent due to a heavy cold, I thought I'd push
the boat out and start with a whole baked trout. She intervened
by paranormal means, however, for our charming hostess
regretfully announced that the trout was off (not off as in too
ripe even for the cat to eat, but off as in not available).
Instead I had a tasty prawn pancake (£3.90), while The Son
and Heir checked out the Thornbury kebab special (£4.50), a
delicious selection of chicken tikka, lamb tikka and sheekh
kebab, which he rated as excellent value compared with similar
starters sampled in other restaurants.
He was less impressed with his chicken pasanda (£7.50),
fillets of lean chicken marinated in spices and yoghurt. While
he couldn't fault the texture and consistency, he found the
dish disappointingly bland.
We'd waited so long for our mains that I began to wonder if
they'd sent out a search party to track down Dhamendra and set
him to work on my Thornbury kattha-mettha (£6.95), for when it
arrived it looked and tasted like the creation of a master.
The pieces of melt-in-the-mouth lamb and chunks of sweet
peppers in an inspired blend of spicy, sweet and sour was a
credit to Dhamendra's understudy.
We shared a nan bread (£1.50) and wonderfully savoury
basmati rice cooked with a special stock, onions and mushrooms
(£3.50), but having earlier availed ourselves of the
complimentary poppadoms, dips and chutneys, we agreed to skip
dessert lest Sandra refused to show us the way home.
She did, but her language was vile.







Comments
by jacko, cheadle
Sunday, January 24 2010, 11:04AM
“found fod disapointing, popped outdide for a smoke and the rubbish was at the back doorsaw they use frozen starters and cash and carry catering deserts. very disapointing”