Why Patty loves to be 'big and jiggly'
My Big Fat Fetish C4
"I MISS little personal things like cutting my toenails and shaving under my armpits," said Patty, one of a growing group of women actively seeking to get fatter.
"This roll of fat is so big that someone has to hold it up so I can get really deep into the armpit." Enjoy your meal.
Aside from such practical difficulties, 'gainers' like Patty enjoy their fat bodies. Not only that but there's millions of men around the world who want them to gain weight too – "a hidden world where men pay to watch women eat and see men get squashed". Look out for it on Sky Sports 2.
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"I love the way my belly feels," said Patty. "How big and heavy it is."
"It looks nice and big and jiggly," she added, "and men like to see that."
Especially if they're seeking a bouncy castle for the village's summer fete.
Fellow gainer Reenaye had mixed business with pleasure by marrying a fan from her website. After the wedding he became her 'feeder', which entails more than just shovelling calories down her throat.
"It's not just the physical act off feeding," noted her husband, "but encouraging, telling her how hot she looks now she's gained 10 pounds, or how attractive it is that she had such a big breakfast."
There's a bunch of flowers for her if she's got bean juice down her chin.
Reenaye's biggest fear is that it should all disappear.
"It'd be like losing a piece of my womanhood if my belly was gone," she said.
"If I had health issues," she added, "it'd be really hard to watch it go."
It's 10 stones of lard, love. Not an infant being evacuated in the war.
Patty, meanwhile, is almost immobile as result of her 12-year career getting fatter for her fans.
"The way to get bigger," she opined, "is to eat a large quantity of fried foods."
No, really? And there was me thinking the chip shop was the mainstay of a calorie controlled diet.
"I'm known as the chip and dip queen," she added.
Patty maybe slowly crushing herself to death, but she's buoyed by her fans' support. "One man bought me a scale that goes up to a thousand pounds," she reported.
"His dream is to be with me as I put on tremendous amounts of weight – even if I blow up."
Let's hope there's a four-minute warning.